I swear to God Taylor Momsen has a copy of Miley Cyrus? schedule because literally every ? damn ? time Miley shows up somewhere trying to prove she?s all grow?d up now, Taylor throws a peep show because she?s a 40-year-old truck stop whore trapped in a 17-year-old?s body. ?Dicks? Pfft. They don?t do nuthin? for me anymore. A hack hack hack! Lousy black lung. Handy??
But at least Taylor finally wore a new outfit before playing El Rey this weekend and addressing the crowd in, what I?m 90% positive was, a British accent (after the jump). Which is perfect. I was just saying the other day we need more Gwyneth Paltrows in the world. Brave soldiers threatening to kill themselves in the event their child is forced to eat Cup-a-Soup. Tackling the hard issues that plague the bourgeois before they find themselves trapped in a quagmire of plebeian cuisine. ?My word, is this Olive Garden? Line the children out back, Winifred. We shall die as a family. Breadsticks, dreadful.?
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