Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Lil Kim Is A Master Of Subtlety

Dear Queen Bee,

Grow up, okay?

We know, we know, Biggie made you, fucked you, loved you (more than Faith?), named you, blah, blah, blah. And you have your place in rap history. But damn, do you have to hate on every young female rapper coming out who doesn't kiss your ass? You fought with Faith Evans (why, she had the nerve to be Biggie's WIFE!!), then Foxy, then Eve, then Remy Ma, and even Mrs. Smalls. And now Nicki Minaj.

You need to thank Nicki for making you relevant because the last time I saw your ass, it was on "Dancing with the Has Beens." And Buzz Aldrin lasted longer than you, okay?

Because of Minaj, you can call your mix tape (um, material not so new?) "Black Friday" which people will immediately cross reference with the "Pink Friday," which debuted at #2 selling around 375,000 copies, making it one of the highest selling first-week debuts for a female MC.

With the title Queen Bee comes responsibility, at least a modicum of grace.

Unlike you, not all successful female musicians sucked dick to get ahead (ha, ha, get it?). (And that goes out to those who make comments like that.) And even if you did whatever you had to do to get your foot in the door, it doesn't matter because your music speaks for itself. You know how hard it is to make it in the business, especially as a woman. So what do you do? Slam other women. Queenly, indeed.

Context here. Minaj is young and will make mistakes and then some. She's having fun, which is something you seem to have lost sight of. She has given you props, and that isn't enough for you.

Guess what? Unlike you, Minaj will probably take this in stride, as you will just help boost her sales, sales you couldn't dream of even in your heyday.

Still got love for your videos and music and your place in rap lineage.

Now grow the fuck up and at least pretend to be decent.

Sincerely,

Bjork You



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