Sunday, March 6, 2011

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 17

The Superficial Comments

Welcome to the 17th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and we?ve got a short gallery this time around which I completely understand. You had Charlie Sheen flaming out and machine gun-firing gold in the process that even I didn?t want to follow and that?s how I earn a paycheck. So on that note, kudos to the people who still brought it and it?s no surprise it?s names you see here week-after-week which has me contemplating some sort of ?Commenter Battle Royale,? if you will. But more on that at a later date.

Last week, I made a list of commenters who made me laugh but didn?t quite fit in this type of gallery. So let?s keep that tradition rolling with a new list of Unsung Heroes that?s sure to go over so, so awesome.

There might be a theme here:

- Anyone, especially of the female gender, who in 2011 still believes an independent, self-sufficient woman having a baby before she gets married is a ?bad example.? Because we should really be enforcing one set of religious morals in America just like those Middle Eastern countries. They seem to have it together.

- Anyone who unironically calls themselves a ?South Park Republican? and expects to be taken seriously.

- This guy who thinks Natalie Portman and Mike Huckabee are secretly working together in a Zionist plot to destroy America by making everyone comment on a website loaded with bikini photos and penis jokes. Because he?s actually right, I just don?t know he figured it out. We were so careful!

Saltily yours,

- The Superficial

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